MORE AUDITION PHOTOS

I thought you'd like to see more audition photos.

These two are of me with the weasel I took down.

Notice my killer stare.

The producers especially liked the menace in my steely eyes.

MORE AUDITION PHOTOS

I thought you'd like to see more photos. These two are of me with the weasel I took down.

Notice my killer stare. The producers especially liked the menace in my steely eyes.

I GOT THE PART!

I got the part! And so did my sweetie!

As you can see by the attached audition photos (I'll send more later), I can snarl with the big dogs.

Admit it. I look tough.

The producers agreed. I'm tough enough to play a shark for Land Shark Week videos.

I'm working on the scripts and they're going to be great.

I'm also posting a photo of my leading lady shark, Tashie. Notice how tough she looks in her skull-and-crossbones. That is four pounds of pure mean. Oh, yeah, this photo was taken just seconds before Tashie took this woman down.

I JUST AUDITIONED FOR A STARRING ROLE!

I'm very excited. I'll post my audition picture soon to show you how tough I can be. The role will be very demanding. I have been cast (theme music from Jaws here) to play ... the fearsome shark! My victims are being lined up even as I write this. This is a wonderful project and I'm thrilled to be part of it.

Sometimes people are funny

My human just had her birthday. Can you imagine it? She is just one year older? Soon I will be older than she is and I'm already much more mature and wise.

Her man (who thinks he is the alpha-dog in the home, and I humor him) ordered her a Kindle for a gift. You'd have thought he gave her a truckload of dog biscuits. Get a grip, woman.

Anyway, the Kindle is something she can put all her books on, apparently. And, just because it was funny, a Kandle was also ordered. The Kandle, as you have probably already grasped, is a light that attaches to the Kindle. The Kandle arrived yesterday. This morning, she told him her Kindle would be arriving soon to go with her Kandle. And he said, "So you're waiting for your Kandle-holder." Okay, maybe you had to be there. And I was. Under the table. I hear so many juicy tidbits there, and wait to eat more.

If it's your birthday today, happy birthday. I wish six more years added onto it for you, as I'm sure you do, also.

Gotta go. She's racing for the front door muttering, "It's here!" and I must go make sure she's safe.

Coco the amazing bed and breakfast dog

One of my admirers, Kathleen, who I have met and who (of course) fell madly in love with me and my cuteness (she's kinda cute, herself), introduced me to Coco, another dog witg a blog, and I want to share it with you. Coco sounds like my kinda dog.

Check out Coco, a Bichon Frise who writes about living in a bed and breakfast in Washington. The inn's site is http://www.innatroosterhill.com/ and Coco's blog is at http://wherescoco.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-weight.html . I want to meet this amazing Coco!

And I'd like to meet you, too, because I suspect you are cute, too. I have a feeling about people, you know, and I have already sniffed your hand. Trust me. My cuteness would never lie.

I know a secret!

Do you find it interesting that people will talk about just about anything -- even a big secret -- and not think that perhaps the smartest animal in the room is sitting right there?

So it's true. I know a secret. A big one. A new series has been asked for and I've been working overtime to give poor overworked Heather some inspiration for awesome titles (they're the only kind I like).

But she begged me not to reveal the entire secret, and I just can't resist those big brown eyes, so I will keep it secret. For now.

But stay tuned. There are big changes coming.